Tuesday, October 25, 2011

What Time is It?

Time to die!

Sorry. I've always wanted to say that to some unfortunate soul just after checking my watch and yanking on the dial, revealing a previously hidden garrote wrist wire. Basically, I want to be a villain from a James Bond movie (or, barring that, a 1980s martial arts film starring Steven Seagal).

Today's post has nothing to do with my aforementioned desires, of course, but if I switched it to Time to DyE! then we'd on the right track; yet which track would that be, exactly? Let's find out... together!

The one where we go for a midnight swim together, obviously. Bring your suit!