That's How It Starts

Pool. Pick-up basketball. Monopoly. Tic-tac-toe. Jacks.

Nintendo.

S&M.

V.

North & South. National elections. Pro-life, pro-choice. Gay marriage. Prom.

Poker.

Beauty contests. Drag racing. Fucking Scrabble. Fireball Island. Laser Tag!

Patriot Games. War Games. Casino Royale. Anytime Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington are on a submarine together. The Most Dangerous Game.

Jumanji!

Century Club. Three Man. I'll Show You Mine if You Show Yours. Spit or swallow. (Blush)

Kirk Douglas's money. The Game, starring his son, Michael Douglas (perhaps a sequel). Tupac against the world. Anna Nicole Smith's life and death.

Trivial Pursuit.

Star Trek TOS vs. TNG. Alien vs. Predator. Kramer vs. Kramer. VHS or Beta? Laserdisc!

Rock'em Sock'em Robots. Yahtzee! Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson.

The Gaza Strip.

Jay and Dave and Jay and Conan.

Rocky and Apollo and Apollo and Lang and Drago and Adrian.

Pac-Man. Street Fighter. Mortal Combat. Tekken. Parenting.

American Idol. Hell's Kitchen. Abortion.

Faith.

Choices to make.


[Editor's note: Thanks to Chicken Wire for the Kmartributions.]