Funyuns 4 Forbes

In the Spaghetti Western that is Life, I get to be Tuco.

El-P - Request Denied

Hold up. What does the song have to do with the preceding statement or, for that matter, the attached photograph? 

Absolutely nothing, obviously. Shame on you.  

When You Look at Me and Smile

Paragon!

You've just been informed that from this day forward, your name will be synonymous with the word 'hero'. Heavy stuff indeed, so you click the paragon action button, thinking you'll say a few encouraging words, perhaps even make a heroic speech, but sometimes, words just don't cut it!