Saturday's List

Swallow the brightest stars

Record all but the softest of screams

Drown baby Jesus in a bucket of bleach

Replicate the majestic tapestry of our neglected dreams

Hire a prostitute with Monopoly money, then take her to the zoo

Chat with the hounds before releasing them upon you

Let the rats populate my church, where their prayers shall decide your worth

Leap from closet to closet, scaring innocent children till they have no more fear

Drag all the cumulous clouds down from a cluttered sky

Refuse to masturbate unless your mouth's agape

Be whatever you had been before the sixth second of your life expired

Use the Midas touch to sterilize her syphilitic core

Forget that the thirteenth line is the one I'll never quite reach

Floss my teeth with the remnants of a Komodo dragon's shredded face