Friday's List

Exercise regularly

Wear snakeskin pants and metallic colors

Let my hair grow long, and change its color frequently

Wear some makeup, but stick to natural, complimentary colors

Carry a purse

Carry a butterfly knife in that purse

Try to start a band

Oral sex, maybe. Anal sex, no. Lots of sex, yes!

Take some dance lessons

Date, but not marry, a soccer player, European if possible

Smoke Virginia Slims

Eat more salad*

Wish Mel Gibson was a bit younger

Spend time at the beach

Not ready to have kids just yet

Avoid strange men at night

Live somewhere other than Korea

Complain. A lot. About everything.

Prefer dogs to cats

Wear a dobok (도복) around the house

Listen to more hip-hop

Drive a nicer car

Consider breast implants, but probably abstain

Consider getting a tattoo, but only if it's something cool

Pad my bra, but only a little

Own two pairs of high heels

Let other people pay for my drinks

Worry about being raped (or sexually assaulted)

(Try to) Use my looks to get out of trouble

Obsess over the number of carbs contained within three tortilla chips

Pretend to despise video games, although Dance Dance Revolution is an exception to that rule

Avoid farting in public at all costs

Own several bottles of various moisturizers, lotions, and perfumes

Dread the thought of getting older

* taco salad