07/04/09

America's most patriotic domestic, American Maid, would like to wish everyone around the world a happy Independence Day. It doesn't really matter if you're a citizen of the United States because people of any race, creed, or color* deserve another excuse to drink heavily and make poor decisions (cheating on your wife, watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, shooting up some third-world country, and so on).

* Canadian friends, don't fret. Think of it as a special day in which to inform every single person you see (including deaf, dumb and blind geriatric Korean grandmothers) that you're not American, and then go urinate in a flower pot.