Eaten

Let's face it, if you'd been away from the Quarter Pounder with Cheese for as long as I had, you would've ordered the double, too. Would you believe me if I told you that that fucker made me high?

So what's the next food item on my gastrointestinal bingo card? Taco Bell? Pizza Pizza (never really was a fan, actually)? And Tim Horton's can -- word to Snoop Dogg -- eat a big fat dick. Hmm, this is going to take careful consideration.

I'll keep you posted.

(By the way, I woke up this morning at 2:30. I need a stiff drink. All beer and no whisky makes Eoin a dull boy.)