Back to Back Rhymin' -- Leaving lasting impressions like cuts to flesh.

As an aside, has the switch to 24 been explained yet? Speculation?

ESPN's Mark Stein ran a list sent in by readers that was quite interesting. Among some of the theories: Nike is trying to start a 24/7 gimmick between Kobe and Odom; he's trying to show that he's one better than Jordan; and 24+8=32, Magic's number.

The Jordan theory makes the most sense, but the real reason is obvious: after the rape accusation Kobe's merchandising took a big hit, and now, with his image rehabilitated somewhat, he and his agent are looking to cash in.

Cha-ching.

That reminds me. Is the 18th letter actually named after the 18th letter? Because if you called her Ra and her Korean surname is Kim… well, I wouldn't know what to think. Does she know the lyrics to “I ain’t no joke”?

I have to admit something. Neither I nor my wife can remember the kid's name. It's the strangest thing. I had it written down on a piece of paper, but haven't the foggiest were I put it. These days we just call her "you" and refer to her amongst each other as "the child". Like a pet.

All kidding aside, you're half right. Her Korean surname is Bae, her given name Rakim. Thus making her Rakim Bae (Mutombo).

All kidding aside (for real this time), check your e-mail. And keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Some additional thoughts:

- I feel for you about the cable TV thing. My wife won't let me get Playboy/Spice TV. And she gets all whiney when I read porno mags at the breakfast table.

- Did those Bosstralia NBA salad days have anything to do with a certain ginger-haired center who played for the Bulls? I believe his name was Bill Wennington ^^

- The "fuck you" dunk was nice, but I'm showing my bias and proclaiming D-Wade's sick pass to 'Zo yesterday as the best play. In fact, I'm petitioning for it to henceforth be referred to simply as "the pass".