I always feel like Samsung is watching meeeee!

And I can't enjoy my tea.

For one reason or another, it turned out that a lot of the home appliances we purchased are made by Samsung. Yesterday, I realized that they are part of the Illuminati. They're trying to put a microchip in my brain (to track my whereabouts and control my thoughts) while I'm sleeping. But they have great a/s, so I can't really complain.

The all-seeing eyes of Samsung:


Vacuum cleaner.


Refrigerator.


TV.


DVD player.


Air-conditioner.


HAL9000.


What's the frequency, Cheol-Soo?