Such Complete Intoxication!

I've been racking my addled brain for the best way possible to explain the depths of my endless adoration of XXTRA Flamin' Hot Cheetos to you, Constant Reader, but, perhaps shamefully, all I can seem to do is eat more Cheetos.

If nothing else, replace 'girl' with 'curls' in Survivor's High On You and you'll get the gist of our relationship.