Invisible Earphones -- "Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)"

Every day I wake up and hear music playing in my head. I don't actually hear it, but you know what I mean. I get up, take a shower, and all the while a song is playing. It might be "The Ecstasy of Gold," it might be "Rebel without a Pause." If I'm lucky, it won't be "We Are Young."



I've had tinnitus for the past three days. If that worthy tries to ring me back tomorrow, my number is 222-2222, and I have an answering machine that can talk to you.