Wednesday, September 05, 2012


Consider the following advertisement:

Now, consider its claims:
  • handles stubborn stains as well as
  • embarrassing bald spots (no problem!)
  • slices and dices, makes thousands of Julienne Fries
  • you can play it, too
  • a $54.99 value
  • fits easily into any tackle box
  • made from a space-age polymer plastic for years of family fun
  • pets love it, too
  • teeth twinkle when held

Finally, accept the truth:

Unlike Sonic (the Hedgehog) 2, I embody all of the above. 

1 comment:

Juls said...

This doesn't go with my generation but I've seen and read bits and pieces about this. It is so wonderful.