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Lovable lab, or stone-cold killer? Decide for yourself yet either way, this dog is now, officially, the best thing since sliced bread. But hey, you say, sliced bread isn't all that impressive and while I'm sure you feel that way, Pep told me to tell you that being a dog sentenced to life in prison is, in fact, much more impressive than getting one's car washed or whatever else you mentioned on Facebook today, so go eat some sliced bread and stop criticizing me already.