Thursday, April 19, 2012

Same Title, Different Song VII

When times get tough, you have to fight fire with fire! Dolemite Dyno-MITE! Dynamite, napalm, flamethrower - whatever it takes to get the job done. In this case, it's a Midwestern state of the U.S.A. (pop. 2, 871, 238) against an aging, hollowed-out metal band which takes itself way too seriously.

Kansas - Fight Fire with Fire
Metallica - Fight Fire with Fire

Today's guest referee is none other than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and to the winner goes...

...The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Either way, everyone's a winner!*

* Unless you hate marshmallows; in which case, you were probably abused a child.**

** That's rich, coming from someone having both Kansas and Metallica in their music library. ***

*** Touché, sir or madam. 

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