Sometimes I Envy Them

Cruel, cruel world, hear my cry. Of the many injustices in my life (Gretzky traded to the Kings, Large Professor leaving Main Source, Stephen King blowing the end of the Dark Tower series), the one most recent hurts most urgently.

There are no Flaming Hot Cheetos in Canada.

[self-inflicted gunshot wound]Fuck[/self-inflicted gunshot wound]