Apartment Number: 224, Section:8

My next-door neighbor is blasting Bob Marley at a high volume, "Get Up, Stand Up." That's now; before it was The Jesus and Mary Chain, before that Polvo, Gwar, The Cars, and, yes, I think so, John Tesh. The NBA on NBC theme.

It's 2:41, and I need to go to bed. I have to take my kid to the dentist tomorrow.

I want to kill that guy.

Instead, I'm going to put in my ear buds and fight fire with fire.

I'm going to make myself deaf.