Cravings

  

1) Same job, more vacation time.

2) Better Pringles. 

3) Kurt Russell's wardrobe from Big Trouble in Little China.

4) Better booze and cheaper smokes.

5) A 1979 Daewoo Royale (diesel).

 6) A set of Neon Maniacs action figures.

7) A spin-off of 안녕! 프란체스카 (Hello, Francesca!) entitled 안녕! 켄체스카 (Hello, Kencesca!).

8) To be in an orgy with ABBA circa 1973. 

9) Fewer fibs from one Eoin Forbes. 

10) To watch Steven Seagal wail on his ax.