Monday, January 25, 2010

Mind-Blowin' Monday (Again)

Woke up this morning (and by morning, I mean early afternoon) thinking that today would be just like every other Monday (raging hangover, stinky apartment, Miami Heat jersey wrapped around my head like a bandana; you know, the usual) and then blam! Just like that, our newest Constant Retard, David Faust aka Gorosaurus aka David Faust, used his signature kangaroo kick to knock most of the hair right off my head! Unbelievable, perhaps, but one-hundred percent true.

While we're on the topic of unbelievable events:

Someone actually voted for Steven Seagal? You guys are weird.


Anonymous said...

What's with the new CR attention?!! I'm still the Funkmaster a.k.a Jet Jaguar a.k.a The Original Recipe, right??

Pander to me!!

Word verification: constanta ^^

Chicken Wire, the Harbinger of Heavenly Annotation said...

No worries. Jet Jaguar takes retardation to a whole new level!

Anonymous said...

I love you too.