Sway

"It wasn't the first poll we had in mind, but Friday the 13th will have to do since it has irrevocably shaped our lives -for the better!- as moviegoers, fathers, humanitarians, sexual dynamos, and horseback riders (in that particular order). Fare thee well, readers, and elect the dumbest of the dumb to reign supreme in its stupidity!"

That's what Sparkles would tell you, but I'm no Forbes, and thus I'm gonna come right out and try to influence your decision, not so much in what you should choose, but in what you should neglect to choose.

In that vein, I offer up the theme to Friday the 13th Part III for your listening pleasure:

That alone should warrant the film's exclusion from being the worst of the worst, correct?*



* And it was in 3D, for fuck's sake!