Green: You can't do this to me! I'm Green!
Blue: Nice try, but no.
Green: I'm the color of grass, of watermelons...
Blue: Think again, asshole.
Green: Of stoplights and...
Blue: Get used to it, bitch.
Green: When did I lose my identity?
Blue: You didn't lose it; I overtook it. You snooze you lose, boyo, and now blue is the new green, sad to say.
Green: This is all just a bad dream.
Blue: Keep imagining that, Fancypants.
Green: Get you, just wait. Ten years, fifteen, or when the sun dies and the human species is eons extinct, I will have my revenge, my moment.
Blue: Make sure it's televised!