Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Shangri-La


Now with 20% more kimochi!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope you bought the jalapeno 2.69ones.

Kmork said...

I bought one of each, actually, and let me tell you, if it were possible to have three simultaneous erections in a single moment, it would have occurred right then, in that very aisle.*

* Two erections I can manage, but three...?

Anonymous said...

If you bring some back to Korea for Sparkles then you should bring some for me too. Not that I'd consider myself on equal footing with a man about to wed his Love (seriously) and with whom you obviously share a such significant relationship (seriously), but just because I think they'd taste good and I'm bored waiting for class to start and I want to type something that doesn't have to contain the words "pedagogic", "implementation" and "curriculum rhetoric".

Shit.

Anyway. Cheese things = yeah!*

Melissa

*this is based on the assumption that you and Sparkles are actually 1)real people 2) not the same person and 3) that you are indeed in Texas or wherever. ^^

Kmork said...

1) I'm 103% real, and 53% male!

2) We're not the same person, because that one person would be God!

3) Texas? For that, you get nothing! (Except Cheetos.)

Anonymous said...

Well bless your encephalitis-striken, motorcycle-broken self! So, you aren't in Texas. But neither are you in Nebraska. Meh.