I bought one of each, actually, and let me tell you, if it were possible to have three simultaneous erections in a single moment, it would have occurred right then, in that very aisle.*
If you bring some back to Korea for Sparkles then you should bring some for me too. Not that I'd consider myself on equal footing with a man about to wed his Love (seriously) and with whom you obviously share a such significant relationship (seriously), but just because I think they'd taste good and I'm bored waiting for class to start and I want to type something that doesn't have to contain the words "pedagogic", "implementation" and "curriculum rhetoric".
Shit.
Anyway. Cheese things = yeah!*
Melissa
*this is based on the assumption that you and Sparkles are actually 1)real people 2) not the same person and 3) that you are indeed in Texas or wherever. ^^
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Hope you bought the jalapeno 2.69ones.
I bought one of each, actually, and let me tell you, if it were possible to have three simultaneous erections in a single moment, it would have occurred right then, in that very aisle.*
* Two erections I can manage, but three...?
If you bring some back to Korea for Sparkles then you should bring some for me too. Not that I'd consider myself on equal footing with a man about to wed his Love (seriously) and with whom you obviously share a such significant relationship (seriously), but just because I think they'd taste good and I'm bored waiting for class to start and I want to type something that doesn't have to contain the words "pedagogic", "implementation" and "curriculum rhetoric".
Shit.
Anyway. Cheese things = yeah!*
Melissa
*this is based on the assumption that you and Sparkles are actually 1)real people 2) not the same person and 3) that you are indeed in Texas or wherever. ^^
1) I'm 103% real, and 53% male!
2) We're not the same person, because that one person would be God!
3) Texas? For that, you get nothing! (Except Cheetos.)
Well bless your encephalitis-striken, motorcycle-broken self! So, you aren't in Texas. But neither are you in Nebraska. Meh.
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