Heavier than a Million Dictionaries

"Is it a line, or is it a plus sign?"

"I can't tell."

"You mean you can't tell because you're afraid how I'll react, or you can't because you're possibly blind?"

"Both."

"Darling, what does that mean, exactly?"

"I don't know."

"Me, either. So we're in the same boat."

"What's a boat?"

"I have no idea."

"I'm scared, Eoin."

"Tell me about it!"

"Tell you what?"

"Don't worry about it."

"About what?"

"Exactly. Let's sleep on it."

"This is a big deal!"

"So is everything. We're afforded tomorrow morning, though, right? Let's cocoon."

"..."

"What I mean is, let's wake up to fresh eyes and be butterflies."

"My breasts feel hard."

"Mine do, too."

[Slap!]