Tuna X

Told by Marlow's drunk uncle:

"So like I says...like I says, the guy, he goes into a Subway. He walks into a damn Subway in goddam South Korea, you hear? He walks up to the counter, ready to order.

[unintelligible.]

'I'll have a 6-inch tuna sub,' he says, but the lil' girl behind the counter, she don't get what he's sayin', even though he's speaking the vernacular, see? She don't know nothin'.

'Excuse me,' she says, and she looks down, like her neck is broke.

'No tuna.'

And, wouldja believe it, this guy just walks out, like there's no more tuna in South Korea.

Y'know what I woulda said?

Find some!"