Wednesday, April 01, 2009


Lady: Welcome. What would you like?

Me: Hmm. I'm not really sure.

Lady: How 'bout tuna kimbap? You foreigners love tuna kimbap.

Me: No. No. No tuna kimbap.

Lady 2: Should I start making some tuna kimbap?

Lady: Yes. He wants tuna kimbap.

Me: Again, no tuna kimbap. I think I'll have a roll of kimchi kimbap.

Lady 2: It's spicy.

Lady: Better put some mayonnaise on it. He'll love the mayonnaise.

Me: Hm. Say, you wanna know what I really hate? Mayonnaise.

Lady 2: What's that?

Lady: Go get the English menu for him.

Me: Oh, Jesus.*

* 예수!

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