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Lady: Welcome. What would you like?
Me: Hmm. I'm not really sure.
Lady: How 'bout tuna kimbap? You foreigners love tuna kimbap.
Me: No. No. No tuna kimbap.
Lady 2: Should I start making some tuna kimbap?
Lady: Yes. He wants tuna kimbap.
Me: Again, no tuna kimbap. I think I'll have a roll of kimchi kimbap.
Lady 2: It's spicy.
Lady: Better put some mayonnaise on it. He'll love the mayonnaise.
Me: Hm. Say, you wanna know what I really hate? Mayonnaise.
Lady 2: What's that?
Lady: Go get the English menu for him.
Me: Oh, Jesus.*
* 예수!
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