Psychedelic Kimochi

Chocolate bar, I dub thee Big Boy. You are 120 grams and 800 calories* of tasty chocolate filled with "peanut butter," and you are special. I bought you almost three weeks ago for a dollar at -- coincidentally -- Dollarama, and still I have not had the heart to eat you.

But I will. Soon. Sorry, bar, you have it coming.


* more calories than a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese (!), which I again had the pleasure of eating/making ingestion love to during my pilgrimage to the nation's capital last Friday.