Abbreviated Omnibus

This is for DFW, Mitch Hedberg, Kmart the Chef, and myself -- for individually differing reasons.



Call me presumptuous (just don't call me late for Ramadan), but that song right there is PK. In. A. Nutshell.

For totally different reasons.

(BTW, I haven't read Infinite Jest or anything else by the late David Foster Wallace, but apparently he pioneered the asterisk trend. Funny; I thought I did that. It's pretty weird to discover that you've been influenced by someone whose works you've never even read. Great minds, I suppose.)