Tuesday, June 24, 2008


I post the following for, um, the following reasons:

1) Shaq doesn't kick writtens. Mad props.

2) I hate Kobe Bryant almost as much as I hate my ex-wife (althouth, on a relative scale, that's sorta like saying Mars is close to Earth).

3) I'm VERY enthusiastic about "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" becoming the new "All your base." When Kmart and I one day conclude our Gandalf-Balrog Mario Kart DS battle, and I emerge -- as always -- the victor, I'm going to spake such sage wisdom. Bellee dat.

4) Though not on the same level that Jadakiss and Mobb Deep's Prodigy caught it bad on Jay-Z's "Takeover," I thoroughly love the digs at Kareem and Patrick Ewing.

PS - I'm a horse.

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