Good Intentions
The stage was set. The stars were in alignment. The air was fresh. But.
We couldn't deliver the PKast, so we'll give you the next-best thing, which was what we discussed while awaiting the grand entrance of the inscrutable TMH.
2:14 PM
K
give me a sec
I have to set some shit up
denz
10-4
K
Your assertiveness frightens me
denz
Randomness
I pressed icons at random
Spark
Where's TMH?
denz
Possibly bathing
Spark
Hah.
denz
That's what bald guys do
constantly
Spark
He's the steering wheel of this broke down duster.
denz
and IDJ is the rudder
K
what about idealblowhard?
Spark
IDJ is the glove compartment.
denz
NYC is apparently not a hotbed of technology
K
true that. I like to think of IDJ as the heater core
denz
The Yontan
Spark
I think he's busy doing the times crossword puzzle...on Mars.
denz
The Mars Version? It's all "what's a four letter word for red?"
Spark
Hard.
denz
True
Martians, man
K
four letter word for red? cunt?
Spark
Blue.
denz
What cunts are you guys in? Tell her to take some anti-inflammatories
Spark
My dog's having her period.
K
I'm in the hagwon cunt
Spark
This is important to know.
K
and your dog's a beeotch
denz
Dogs have periods?
Spark
Like twice a year, I think.
denz
Convenient. I suppose they just eat that shit right up
Spark
Yeah, but it lasts for like 5 weeks.
denz
No need for dogpons or anything. Jesus, a 5 week bleeder
K
sounds like
....
Spark
At least she can't talk.
K
I don't know, sounds like something
Spark
WHERE'S TOM?
K
easy, killer, no need for ALL CAPS
Spark
I turned off Hell's Kitchen for this.
denz
Sporadic caps is fine
K
Give TMH a few minutes
denz
He's workshopping some concepts
Spark
I'd give him the rest of my life. BTW, Jumper's not a bad flick.
denz
It's getting panned here
Spark
It's got like 30% on the Tomatometer, but it's pretty good, actually.
denz
That said, Australians struggle with concepts
Spark
In a comic booky way.
K
saw American Gangster last night
Spark
Gut?
K
and Australians need to stop struggling with concepts
denz
You say this like it hasn't been said
K
like K and customs officials, like that
denz
You need to stop suggling things in your arse.
suggling? That'll work
Spark
New word!
K
American Gangster was good, but it starts out slow
Spark
Sounds sexual.
denz
And slightly brown
K
I was suggling with the film for a bit
Spark
That's your review. Post it on PK.
denz
Jameson, here.
Spark
Like the scotch?
denz
Like Peter Parker
K
Paaaarrker!
denz
You should pull the whole editor thing
K
Get some better pictures
denz
was he an editor?
Spark
I was debating whether to do the PKast while drunk.
denz
What do you call the guy that runs the newspaper?
Spark
JJJ is the EIC
denz
Right
K
I'm post-drunk, does that count?
denz
That works
Spark
Me, too; but I could do without the headache.
denz
It's 4:30pm here. I had some bad curry last night after having ramen for lunch
I think I qualify
Spark
I got cheese ramen at the Hyundai dept. sto.
denz
Brave
Spark
That ish better satisfy.
K
cooking ramen right now and the mention of curry just makes me hungry
don't be twisted like that...I can't handle the pain
Spark
Dude, I had the worst lunch: chamchi jigae with no fucking tuna. And that shit was bland.
K
so it wasn't chamchi jigae
it was just jigae
Spark
No, it was like kimchi chigae with little flecks of tuna.
Fuck little flecks of tuna.
K
okay then
denz
Tuna flecks
K
you misled me with the name. shame on you
Spark
Ever had Chang beer?
denz
Of course
Spark
Is it any good?
denz
It's not Singha but it's okay
Spark
But it's got an elephant on the label. It better show and prove.
K
*Why* do you have all this Thai beer in your fridge? and why am I not drinking it?
denz
K where are you in Korea?
Spark
Girlfriend's friend works at a Thai restaurant, so she stole a bunch of beer and food for me.
K
around Anyang
is this friend of hers available?
Spark
Nope. She's not that sexy anyways.
K
I mean, I'd be willing to put up with some shit for Thai food
denz
But she steals booze
Spark
Hah.
denz
That's sexy
K
I know!
Spark
Definitely. Where's Frank? I mean TMH.
denz
Abagnale?
Spark
Is that the guy from Catch Me if You Can?
denz
He is
Spark
I win a prize!
denz
I read that book in Thailand, pre-movie. They really underplayed what an egotistical fuck he is
K
heh
Spark
Hey, I know egotistical fucks.
denz
Me, too
K
But I know egotistical fucks that have Thai beer
top that
denz
That is difficult to top
Spark
Here's my question: drink beers all in one go, or have one a night for 4 days?
denz
You forgot two-a-night for two days
K
You don't need to ask my opinion
Spark
Or 3 one night then 1 the next.
K
you know what I'd say
denz
or, alternating zero beers and one beer for 8 days
Spark
The possibilities are endless.
denz
Actually, I think that's it
Spark
Heh.
denz
Should we ask K's opinion?
K
Well
Again, I feel misled
Spark
'Drink them all now, fucker!'
denz
Not until TMH is recording
K
E was all like 'I have a fridge full of Thai beer' and it turns out that he only has four
denz
It's a small friedge, right?
Spark
Maybe I should have it with Cass, sort of like torturing then rewarding myself.
It's really small.
denz
Or you could mix it
Call it Changass
K
proper
denz
Which is what you get from Thai chicks, anyway
K
Last night I had the displeasure of Cass Red
Spark
Learn your lesson!
K
yeah
Fuck, man, I was just so depressed...
Spark
It's not worth it!
K
Agreed
denz
What's Cass Red?
K
but it's got bang for the buck
Spark
6.9%
K
It's this newish beer, that is 6.9%
denz
High-rev count
Spark
Anyone had this Italian beer called Bonno Moretti or something like that?
K
if by high-rev count you mean high-shits count, then yes
denz
(C)ass Red
Spark
IDJ is drinking it on Mars.
K
four letter word for red!
denz
Cass!
Spark
Nice!
denz
Beautiful
Have you spoken to IDJ lately?
K
but my toilet isn't nice
Spark
Not in a long-ass time.
denz
He's spending too much clock on Expatkorea
K
he's very elusive nowadays, except for Expatkorea
denz
Getting into it with the Angrymen
Spark
He told me he was making a trip back to Korea this spring, but we all know that IDJ says stuff.
denz
He needs to channel that rage into obscure PK submissions
Preferably involving pictures of attractive NYC women
But I dream
Spark
I think TMH fell asleep.
K
But IDJ an enigma, you can't handle that
denz
Who can?
Lakes are killing the Clips
K
He's like John Shaft
Spark
I miss basketball.
K
he's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman
denz
True that
Spark
He's like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen, except for the omnipotence and blue skin.
K
indeed
denz
His skin is very pale blue
K
and that woman is probably sixteen years old, but still, only she understands him
Spark
It's a white-blue.
denz
It is
Chris Paul
Spark
I've sadly never watched him play.
denz
What? Really?
Spark
Seriously.
denz
Ah man
Spark
I haven't watched a game all year.
Not a full one.
denz
Yeah, I mainly rely on bootleg torrents and the like
K
I'm already confused
denz
Me too
Spark
Fuck it; let's talk about girls.
K
mostly by how shitty my ramen was
denz
Sure. Mine's 7 months pregnant
Spark
Put some cheese in it!
denz
But has only gained 6 kilos
K
and by the fact that I don't have any other food in the apartment
denz
I am liking my odds
Spark
Holy shit.
K
6 kilos?
denz
It's a unit of measurement
K
E's nutsac weighs more than that
Spark
(It's like 14 ounds.)
K
or...so I've been told
Spark
pounds.
I feel fat.
denz
What are you - 67?
K
So the baby is definitely a boy, then?
Spark
69
K
6.9%
denz
Getting up there
Spark
Eerie.
denz
Baby had a mean set of cock and balls onthe ultrasound
K
I'm already jealous!
denz
So unless it sheds that pre-birth, I am calling it a boy
haha
Spark
TMH hates us.
denz
I am going to have to run. I am running some training tomorrow
If TMH gets one, let him know he was late
Spark
Aight.
K
Ten bucks says that TMH is having sex with his wife as we speak, and he's all like 'I gotta get the PKast going'
Spark
Might post this on PK. Anything I should censor?
denz
My spelling
K
and she's like 'Don't stop, but take off the fake beard'
Spark
lol
K
"I am running some training tomorrow" - honestly, I'm not even sure what that means
Spark
He's a drug mule.
denz
Now you know how I feel
Mule out.
Spark
You know how I can paste this into blogger?
1 comment:
Jesus, sorry guys. I had plans on Sat., that's why I made sure to get online Fri.:
http://www.strikeforceusa.net/event.asp?ID=10
My bad, ya'll.
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