This holiday season, let us not forget the true reason we celebrate Christmas. Sadly, the true meaning of Christmas is often lost in the whirlwind of Santa, Presents and Mistletoe. I, of course, am referring to your friend and mine, Jesus...
I'm sure Jesus would want us to celebrate his career resurrection with some eggnog. Tis being the season, and all:
Aiight, now I'm off to Midnight Mass.