This is what a guy gets for listening to Sparkles' suggestion to partake in the 'old school doggy-style' with a certain, delectable Korean songstress.
This is what a guy deserves for listening to Return to Cookie Mountain six times a day.
This is what happens when someone's exceptionally cruel mother decides to withhold a precious shipment of CheezUms.
This is what we all knew would happen if I actually developed a sex drive.
This is why I shouldn't have (momentarily) forsaken the harsh mistress that is Dragon Quest VIII.
Like I told the kids last week in Sunday School; love hurts.
P.S. What happens when Tiberious dabbles in herbal medicine? You're allowed two guesses, and one of them can't be that he's feeling better. Word to prune juice spliced with ginseng extract, and acupuncture.