Top 5...

...rock n' roll dis songs

(Recently another site linked to Sparkles' Top Ten Hip-Hop Dis Songs of All Time, saying "nobody ever got killed over a rock n' roll beef." Far be it from me to disagree with someone who is showing love to the Spark, but I humbly submit that Lynyrd Skynyrd will torch your ass just as nicely as any hip-hop band could ever hope to.)

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
2. Ricky Nelson - Garden Party
3. Don McLean - American Pie
4. The Smiths - William, It Was Really Nothing
5. Guns n' Roses - Get in the Ring