Scary
I knew I shouldn't have eaten those slices of pizza before bed. I always have bizarre, lucid dreams when I eat pizza as a midnight snack.
Okay, they weren't actually slices of pizza; they were grilled cheese & kimchi sandwiches. Like you've never made one.
Last night I dreamt -- among other things -- that a twenty-foot tall naked, mentally handicapped Brooke Shields was chasing me (now I know how Tom Cruise feels). It was frightful beyond words. I still get shivers when I think about it.
(In the dream, she eventually caught me, and then we went for dinner at a galbi joint -- but that's beside the point.)
Imagine my surprise when I saw this after eating breakfast:
http://community.webshots.com/photo/475234885/476129987aAXtnm#
You know what this portends, right? Me neither, but it could be -- nay! must be -- more than mere coincidence.
Postscript: she should play for the Bills.
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