Korean Idol

A few weeks ago we entered the little girl in a nationwide modeling contest for children, sponsored by one of the big conglomerates. Last Thursday we were happy to discover that, of the initial 10,000-plus applicants, she is one of 215 other kids to make the cut and have an audition this week in Yeouido. Needless to say, the wife and I are enormously anticipating the upcoming shoot. We've already ordered the Jacuzzi.

On the off chance that the little angel doesn't walk away as Korea's next big child model, please realize that the judges were paid off by parents with an ugly kid.

How can you say no to a face like this?



I can't, which is why I've been subjected to 6 straight hours of Sesame Street's Sleepytime Songs and Stories. Note to the producers of that DVD: it doesn't f#@*ing work!