"Feed Me!"

The Marche at Samsung Plaza is pretty good -- meaning it has food and that the food is edible. Coming from someone who is willfully looking forward to eating Kraft Dinner (yes, the stereotypes are true: black people love chicken and watermelon, and Canadians love Kraft Dinner...and burnt baby flesh) for lunch everyday for about one month, that's as far as I can manage as a food critic.

The "Swiss" sausage (avec mustard! Movenpick Korea spares no expenses) and scallop potatoes were passable, while the salmon roll, which I was supposed to share with the wife but ended up eating all myself, was the shiznittiest of shiznits.

A fun time was had by all, most notably the b-day girl. You can hardly even tell by her facial expressions that we didn't give her any food and made her ride in the trunk during the taxi ride home.

Enjoy (cryptic/stupid captions sold seperately):