"What the fuck happened to you?"

A guilty pleasure of mine these days is http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com. It's both tremendously funny and depressing. Like finding out an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is now unemployed and has a hardcore drug habit.

But if that doesn't tickle your funnybone, maybe this will (though nowadays it's not entirely true, what with her coke-binging and all): http://www.lohanfreestyle.com