(What you wanna do is, you wanna skip ahead to the 3:55 mark.) Maybe it's because I feel guilty for faking sick and skipping school so o...

As a sage ** once said, No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now No matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now We'r...

In case you haven't noticed, I am a sensualist. And, yes, I despise that word, because in Newspeak "sensualist" connotes ...

After spending nine consecutive years on The Peninsula*, nothing phases or surprises me anymore. Or so I thought. I'm heading back home ...

In case you haven't noticed, I am a sentimentalist. And, yes, I despise that word, because in Newspeak "sentimentalist" connot...

-- First asterisk first. * I'm still undecided as to whom the 'We' denotes. Citizens, legal (and illegal) residents, pets, robot...

A few weeks back I was waiting in the subway station (the loop, as we call it) for my train home, listening to some music, checking out univ...

When my homeland security secretary Hon T-Sparkles vented that the winner of the Pepsi challenge was bound to disappoint, I couldn't hel...

Great fucking timing. As you've no doubt heard/read/extra-sensorily perceived, a plane crashed into the Hudson. All passengers aboard su...

I don't want a Pepsi president. Me being an expat Canuck (I think our prime minister is Wayne Gretzky, or possibly Lorne Michaels), he...