To those that know me, you know not my true name, shape, or form. To those that love me, you love not my heart, or my face. To those that de...

During the last PKast (which you really should check out; it's better than a sackful of malt vinnegar-soaked crumblies), Kmart was quite...

You need to know this RIGHT NOW: I'm wearing a pair of Nautica boxer-briefs, a green T-shirt, a Coke, and a smile. Other news: I...hold ...

"All right, so we're clear on the play, yes?" Big Boy asked. "No one's having any second thoughts, I trust. Good. Tha...

Last night (a DJ saved my life) I got home from work, popped the new Lost Boys flick in the VCR, heated up some Jiffy Pop, and existed. Thes...

I'm not good at multitasking (or fantasy RPG), so, as I warned you before, these posts are going to be few and far between*. My plate is...

This is for the Brave One. http://www.switchpod.com/users/kmart/PKastontheWire.mp3

Word to Aaron Neville and Linda Rondstadt, I don't know much, but I know I love you. All of you. Anything other than that is pretty hit ...

Gavin Michaels was 13 and good, 14 and promising, but it wasn't until he turned 15 that the national media started covering him. Here wa...

What's up? I'm here, because they're not, and that's what I do best. Exist. But you already knew that. Where's Twin...