Oh, Steve's seen some shit. But he makes some great albums now. Plus, he's on "The Wire". So there you go. Somewhere betwe...

(Only available on the Special Edition 8-track "PK 27: Funky 4 Plus 4 More," to be released in the fall of the year 49311. Order n...

Sparkles often informs me that people generally get what they deserve, and the frequency of this philosophical gem comes second only to hi...

This should be played at a high volume, preferably with headphones, in a dark, secluded area. My apologies* for the easy layup. If it's ...

Fuckin' in the Bushes - Oasis I'm assuming track one will be some goddamned skit involving members of the Wu-Tang clan. If I had it ...

"Though odds were against us, I still took a chance." My biographer recently asked me what song I consider the most romantic. Norm...

I post this for no reason other than to document that Battles is biting the Wonder Twins. In case you're not a canine and didn't qui...

I one the sandbox: This week, the 18th Letter will begin kindergarten at the elementary school I attented as a kid. Circle of life. Unlike t...

Remember that night I told you I wanted a picture of the way your face looked an inch or two from my own as you lay next to me because I had...

Yesterday morning, a day like any other, I awoke, tamed my piss boner* so that I could urinate the way God intended (not in the shower), smo...