An hour ago, as I was going out for a smoke, I made the mistake of vociferating my thoughts (always a dangerous thing). Here's what transpired:
Me: Smells like someone's cooking some ramen.
Greasy-haired high school drop-out: What did you just say?
Me: What?
GHHSDO: Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say?
Me: About what?
GHHSDO: You said, "Someone's cookin' some ramen."
Me: No, I meant somewhere I smell some noodles, you know? It was just an observation.
GHHSDO: Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton? I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and eat some ramen. Looks like we're almost outta ramen.
I sense trouble brewing.
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