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"So, Cody, tell me...are you an orphan or something?" Jake Loy said. Cody shuffled his feet and furrowed his brow. "Wha...

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Note: This post plays with the geography and characters of Game of Thrones to serve my own basketball analogies. There might be spoil...

I woke up on Friday morning at 5:30 AM, overly eager for Game 1 of the NBA Finals, Heat-Spurs Part II, to commence. I fed my dog, cooked...