Monday, July 21, 2014
Patina (Chapter 2)
"So, Cody, tell me...are you an orphan or something?" Jake Loy said.
Cody shuffled his feet and furrowed his brow. "What's an orphan?" he asked.
"I guess that answers my question," Jake replied with a short laugh. There was no malice in it. "An orphan is a child whose parents are dead. I suppose if yours were you would have heard the term by now." The beverage cart came to their seats and a severe-looking female attendant of fifty or so -- maybe a little more, unlikely a little less -- asked Cody what he would like.
"A Coke, please," Cody said.
"Gotcha," the attendant said. "And you, sir?"
"Oh, I think I'll have a Coke, too, but throw some rum into mine," Jake said.
The attendant was pouring their drinks when some mild turbulence hit. Jake clutched the armrests to each side, clenched his jaw, and stared at the blank monitor on the back of the seat in front of him. The turbulence was over in less than twenty seconds.
"Didn't spill a drop," the attendant said, handing Cody his drink. Jake was still looking at the back of the seat, so Cody took Jake's drink from the attendant and placed it on his fold-down tray.
"Um, Mr. Loy?" Cody said after the attendant had passed down a few rows. Jake seemed to be in a trance. "Are you okay?"
That snapped him out of it. "Sure am," he said, although his voice lacked conviction. He saw that Cody wasn't buying it. The kid looked a little scared, so he tried his best to employ some levity. He picked up Cody's drink and sniffed it. Then he took a sip. Cody looked at him confused.
"Have to make sure," he said. "I had to check whether the stew gave you my drink by mistake. I promised the other stew that I'd look after you, and what kind of person would I be if I allowed a six-year-old kid to get drunk on an airplane?" He picked up his own drink and finished it in two huge swallows. Then he belched.
That made Cody giggle. "What's a stew?" he asked.
"A stew, young master, is a kind of hearty soup. It's thick and full of meat and vegetables."
His attempt at humor was lost on the kid, so Jake reached into his bag of tricks to try to right the course. He didn't have to dig deep. He belched again.
Cody didn't giggle; he guffawed.
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"So, do you need a coloring book or something?" Jaked asked Cody, who looked a little bored.
"No thank you," Cody said. "I have my iPad Mini in my backpack, but it makes me dizzy when I'm traveling."
"Then why not watch TV? I'm sure they have cartoons and stuff," Jake said, gesturing toward Cody's monitor. "Does that make you dizzy as well?"
"Probably."
"Isn't that a pickle, then." Jake said. "Well, I have an idea, Kobe."
"Cody."
"I know, I'm just teasing. Here's what we'll do. You ask me a question, any question you like, and I'll ask you one after. Sound good?"
"Okay."
"You start."
Cody looked pensive for a second, maybe two, and then said, "So, Mr. Loy, tell me...are you an orphan or something?"
It was then that plane again hit turbulence. And it was much stronger than the first time.
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