Tonight was supposed to be a night of booze and food with friends. Instead, because I'm battling a cold that's rapidly becoming a fe...

The greatest rapper of all time may have died on March 9th, but the most beautiful woman of all time was definitely born on February 25th....

Tonight's theme is hair. Don't ask why; it just is. Ben Wallace cut his fro/braids, AI cut his braid-braids, and Von Wafer has a bro...

If this doesn't get you to quit, then I don't know what will.* * I'm not naming any names, but she gave birth to me.

After a day of sloth (and shaving cream), the phoenix in me rose to conquer the world, or at least the Greater Toronto Area. Soon after brea...

Because I know you're enormously curious, here's what I did today, edited for content (i.e. blowjobs and bowel movements): After cel...

Chocolate bar, I dub thee Big Boy. You are 120 grams and 800 calories* of tasty chocolate filled with "peanut butter," and you are...

Never bring a knife to a gunfight, a child to a bar, or Hugh Jackman to host the Oscars. All are good ideas that in hindsight bring clarity,...

This evening, I turned on the television and flipped through the channels, hoping to see something other than a myriad of Steven Seagal movi...

(Sometimes these post titles write themselves; sometimes -- usually is more like it -- alcohol does; and sometimes Marv Albert throws me a d...