When Worlds Collide

Point: Mister Potato is a shameless rip-off of Pringles and don't you forget it.
Counterpoint: Yeah, but Pringles in Korea are a miserable excuse for an incest joke anyway, so it's not like it really matters.

Point: I never knew you were a fan of ketchup, to say nothing of your well-established aversion to mayonnaise.
Counterpoint: Separate, they're weaker than my sex drive, sure, yet for all their inadequacy, the marriage of ketchup and mayonnaise fosters a harmonious blend of delectable delight (on a fried potato slice no less).

Point Less talk of snacks, more about me, me, me!
Counterpoint: You, you, you!