Fast Lane

As of yesterday, I am legally able to drive in Korea. Legally, not mentally. For while I have grown accustomed to navigating my way throughout Korean society on foot, driving an automobile is another matter. That shit is survival of the fittest, and as a stereotypical law-abiding and well-mannered Canadian, I have a feeling my driving skills don't amount to 개똥 on [the pen is stronger than the sword, ultimately].

I might be wrong, but I'm probably not. There's a reason I don't go to discos, and there's a reason I don't want to drive.

Life moves pretty fast.