Mind-blowin' Monday (even though it's Tuesday)

Princess Mombi: So I'm coming up to Seoul this weekend.

Me: For that Guns N' Roses concert, yeah?

Mombi: That's right! And you can have the pleasure of treating me to a late lunch on Sunday, though not too late because my dad and I have to be at the show by seven.

Me: Sure. We can eat anywhere you like, just so long as- Wait. Hold up. Did you just say that you're going to see GNR with your dad?

Mombi: It's my birthday present to him.

Me: I...see...

Sparkles: Big news! My poop's no longer coming out purple!