Blam!

I finished Chrono Trigger yesterday. I'd pump my fist in triumph had I, say, beaten Contra 4 (again), but like any drawn-out tale too long for its own good is deserving of, I instead smiled wanly and reflected on my life, my hours spent not washing dishes or brushing my teeth. Which is to say, Constant Retard, I lamented the end of my saga as a spikey-haired mute and accepted my role as a hu...

Hu...

(Hold on; I can do this.)

I accepted my role as a hu~

(This is harder than I thought.)

A husband? A human being? A huge asshole?

Your guess is as good as mine, and they're probably all correct.

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Golden Sun, bitches!

XXX