The ninja costume looked great, Andrew, and it was the envy of all around you, especially that dude in the cop costume. He was so jealous that he decided to slap some handcuffs around your wrists; not because he was a genuine police officer, and not because you tried to remove* the taser from his utility belt, but due to nothing less than pure, unadulterated jealousy.
Alcohol is your friend, boys and girls.
* Confiscate, steal, acquire: whatever.
Sounds exciting.
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