Number 1, Competition is None

MVP sixth ma...uh, 18th Letter.

Me: Sweetie, the Heat won. They're the champions!

18L: 어디?

Me: Where? In the Finals.

18L: Finals 어디?

Me: Uh, in Dallas. The Heat won in Dallas.

18L: Dallas 어디?

Me: It's a city in Texas. Texas is in the US.

18L: Lakers 는?

Me: Sweetheart, forget about the Lakers. The Lakers got bounced in the first round. Miami. Miami. They're the champs!

18L: Aw! Lakers!

Me: Just put on this jersey and stick out your index finger. I'll let you watch Sesame Street until your eyes pop out if you do.

18L: Index finger 어디있어?