Ultimatum

It's not often I feel the need to comment on womens' fashion, but this has got to stop posthaste:
Look, I understand that maybe you're feeling fat or are self-conscious about your legs, but what this look says is I'm not even going to bother. It's the feminine equivalent of a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt under a T, which, unless you're a professional baseball player or a guitarist in a band, pretty much tells the world you have given up on living.

So, ladies, you have one of two choices: ditch either the pants or the dress.

Choose wisely. (Pick the latter, pick the latter!)